January 3, 2019

Let’s take it back.

It's 2001. I sit at a cafeteria lunch table, pushing my food round on my plate as I stare at my 5’0 - 92 pound friend. I decide to skip this meal...and maybe dinner.  All I've ever wanted to do, is be the cute skinny girl. I’m 5’3” 120 pounds...I'm o...

July 13, 2018


If you follow me at all, you’d be privy to the fact that Im super insecure about tons of things on my body. I’m hardly an anomaly.  Thanks to social media, most of us spend days looking at other “perfect women” and want to spend the day crying in the showe...

July 3, 2018

Desperate measures.  

What are these teas for?

They are to clean out your GI tract so that you can get rid of toxins and feel less bloated.

How does it taste

Like ass. Unsweetened tea, mixed with ass.

How do I make it?

I boil a pot of hot water, put 4 tea bags to steep.  Wa...

April 23, 2018

You’ve seen it.  Your facebook friends, who just had a baby, look a million times better than you.  They

sell it. Or how about Theresa Guidice, who has 4 kids, and looks like that in a bikini? I can’t even…

I had to know, who’s in it for the $$...who’s pushing the...

March 22, 2018

Alright. I can deal with my body being completely deformed from having children. I adapted my wardrobe to hide the stretch marks and my eternally “3 month pregnant” looking belly. I got two little beautiful (crazy) girls out of it and I wouldn’t change that for the wor...

November 15, 2017


September 5, 2017

Flesh colored bumps on your forehead? Sorry Sweetcheeks...It’s not acne….

Every single year it happens to me.  For some reason mine are more prominent in the summer.  I figured, being a Rodan+ Fields whore, I could clear it up with something I offered.  Afterall, I’m se...

June 28, 2017

I am so excited about this blog I don't even time to say hi.

Let's jump into this.... "cupping"


To Detox. Cellulite Break-up. Muscle Repair. The list goes on and on.


OH MY GOD.  I had tears running down my face all 3 times.  I felt like the most intense d...

June 6, 2017

Hi My Beloved Readers!

Okay. We've tackled Derma Rolling. What's next?

If you've followed me, you would know I have throned myself Queen of oil cleansing.  I stand by it.  It's a great, natural way to balance your skin, naturally and for nearly 3 years I have been ever s...

June 5, 2017

Hello my friends!

You've had to have seen it, right? The FB ads where people are peeling sheets of skin off their feet? The 5 year old me bursted with joy reminiscing about peeling Elmer's glue off my hands and the serenity it used to bring me.  I don't know what about...

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